@kwirkyKerri: Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take.
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@sixfootcandy: Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
@HatfieldAnne: Contact me if there’s an emergency. This includes if you’re planning on giving your pet a stupid name.