@kwirkyKerri: Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take.
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@thesupergrobi: I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice.
@thatdutchperson: They say that wherever you travel becomes a part of you. So I'm pretty sure I'm 98% living room.
@bridger_w: I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts
@Prof_Hinkley: I just accidentally said "I love you" when hanging up with the auto shop guy, so I'm just going to leave my car there and buy a new one