@SocialustGal13: Nice eyebrows girlfriend. I didn't know they made Sharpies in that color.
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@robdelaney: I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile.
@TheresNoGodzila: Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us
@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.