@SocialustGal13: Nice eyebrows girlfriend. I didn't know they made Sharpies in that color.
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@shanethevein: I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?
@thenatewolf: Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf Guy: do you mean polo? Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes
@supershayne: [Award Speech] Me: I wanna thank my mom, who I know is watching me from up there. *I kiss my hand and point to the sky* The crowd looks to see my mom doing circles in a parachute thousands of feet above Mom: PROUD OF YOU SWEETIE!
@robin_991: Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a good chat. Unrelated, there are 1273 Cheerios left in this box.