@nerdfaced: Nice guys don't finish last, fat guys do.
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@mollzbenn: It's amazing how much you can get away with by wearing an orange vest and a hard hat. I've been digging a hole in this Forever 21 for hours.
@timdonakowski: Damn girl, are you an old ATM touchscreen? 'Cause I'm pushing ALL the wrong buttons.
@BlackJerms: I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food
@LinajkReturns: If he's hot on your heels, dump him. You do not want a man who looks better in your shoes than you do.