@phalguy: Nice guys finish last, cause stamina.
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@nice_mustard: dear teenage me, it's the future. no flying cars but you will write jokes on a telephone. no don't kill yourself it's actually pretty fun
@psybermonkey: King's men: sorry your highness...we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again King (drunk af): let the horses try
@MrT1M: Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair.