@iRowlf: Nice hourglass figure, girl. Wanna come back to my place and stand on your head so my friends and I can keep time while we play Pictionary?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What
@finkelsteino: Hello, police, I have a burglar trapped in my home gym. Please hurry. The longer he's in there the more powerful he'll become.
@tequilasaltlife: He's going to change just for you? Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid
@thenatewolf: Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization.