@iRowlf: Nice hourglass figure, girl. Wanna come back to my place and stand on your head so my friends and I can keep time while we play Pictionary?
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@TwatWaffler69: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
@PJTLynch: Sure, I could live a pious life so St. Peter lets me through the Pearly Gates. Or I could just crawl under the gate since IT SITS ON A CLOUD
@Brampersandon_: ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman