@trevso_electric: Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.
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@kristinb5150: being in a club at my age feels more like i'm being set-up for an episode of "To Catch a Predator"
@radtoria: Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa. Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family.
@mymumps: [covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: "That's just not what I meant when I said "come prepared"..."