@trevso_electric: Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.
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@TheIronSherk: If my ex had an autobiography it would be called "Mein Cramps" What, did you NOT SEE that one coming?
@DanMentos: John: we need a new word for foolishness Tom: How about johnfoolery lol John: Ok that's definitely what I'm writing down
@KindOfASmartass: If I don't make some serious changes to my life, they'll never let me into the gates of heaven. So who can teach me how to pick a lock?