@KenJennings: Nice job, whoever chose the word "monosyllabic" for that.
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@NotthatAdamWest: "Bless your heart" is southern for "I'm pretty sure you were dropped on your head as a child."
@WistfulBlue: When someone loves you a lot they will buy you a burrito even when you're not hungry so you can get fat and no one else will love you.
@bigmacher: As long as Apple doesn't announce Ben Affleck as the new iPhone I think everything is going to be OK.
@just1fool: You know what they say about a man with average sized feet. It's really easy to find shoes for him.