@SonOfCha: Nice tan. I'm guessing your mother is white & your father's a sweet potato?
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@nbadag: TURTLE: hey, you carry your house around too! HERMIT CRAB: i do. where'd you find yours? T: i was born with it HC: *scoff* ok princess
@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
@GreenEyedJedi: I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes.