@itsWillyFerrell: Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
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@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...
@trevso_electric: Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.