@itsWillyFerrell: Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
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@iAmDelFreaky: *plays Rocky theme song* *cracks 5 raw eggs into glass and gulps them down* *vomits on kitchen floor* *turns off music* *cleans kitchen*
@buhsbaby_baby: Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither.
@MelvinofYork: I saw a lady at work today doing “breathing exercises” and realized for the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me.