@itsWillyFerrell: Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
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@karencreets: Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
@Prero22: A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up.
@OleThickHawk: My wife came into my room at the ER and started unplugging stuff and flipping switches until she realized that I had just sprained my ankle.
@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.