@5hael: NICE TO MEAT YOU, I scream as I throw slices of salami at strangers
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@iamspacegirl: Santa: its snowing Christmas is canceled Put everything in the garbage Elves: no! Rudolph: what if I told you I had a very small red light
@novicefather: Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails.
@TheTweetOfGod: Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA.