@5hael: NICE TO MEAT YOU, I scream as I throw slices of salami at strangers
@cornlog: Canada has crack?
@JasonCarney31: *sets up booth, hangs up sign "$5 Mustache Rides!" *nobody shows up.
I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'
@The_MartiniGirl: My favourite drivers are the designated ones.
@juliussharpe: I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea.
@Contwixt: In truth, spiders are harmless*
*Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs.