@BadassBarbie11: Nice try, dogs who wear "Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working" vests.
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@TheWeirdWorld: The biggest joke of Spongebob is that he can work in a fast food restaurant and still afford to buy a house.
@MarfSalvador: me: I lost the boy wife: where? me: at the burrito stand wife: how? me: I turned around for a second wife: yes?! me: and then for a third
@GrantTanaka: if anyone starts quoting the bible to you, a funny thing to yell is "NO SPOILERS I HAVEN'T READ IT YET"
@BumbleDC: If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)