@BadassBarbie11: Nice try, dogs who wear "Please Don't Pet Me, I'm Working" vests.
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@GoldenSpirals: Walks up in da club like "Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."
@GrantTanaka: having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler
@thejessbess: First date: *puts entire onion ring in mouth* If yo'lik et ven yo'shoulla puh a wring owh it.