@mrtruthandsoul: Nice try "Enjoy By" date on bag of broccoli, nice try.
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@Quartzjixler: Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell.
@riley_fox: ME: [throws rock into ocean] Take THAT, ecosystem! ECOSYSTEM: [undergoes incremental biological changes over millions of years] ME: Oh shiii
@OneThirstyNaut: [Enter a password] "beansandsausage" [Password must contain at least two capitals] "limabeansandviennasausage"