@mrtruthandsoul: Nice try "Enjoy By" date on bag of broccoli, nice try.
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@Marshalchisomcu: if you watch Titanic from d back; it's about dead people resurrecting from the sea, pulling up a ship fixing it and sailing to England
@Sean_Burgundy_: All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"
@shariv67: They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs.
@xLiserx: Lonely nights, we've all been here. Pretending to choke so someone hugs you. Pretending a jellyfish stung you so someone pees on you. Usual.