@mrtruthandsoul: Nice try "Enjoy By" date on bag of broccoli, nice try.
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@_BurnsWhenIPee: Periods are stupid. Why am I being punished for not being pregnant? Shouldn't confetti be falling from my uterus?
@better_off_dad: 14: I don't have a signal. Me: You kids! When I was your age, we had to stand by the phone, turn this dial- 14: It's back. Me: Good talk.
@KentWGraham: Didn't find out until I got to work that these exposed-shoulder tops are intended for women.
@Matt_the_1st: Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan