@Cali_Kid_Mike: Nice try government. But I'm not taking you back until I know where you've been for the last two weeks.
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@jocylan: If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder
@JediGigi: Interviewer: Your resume only has "Mad" under "Skills" Me: Yeah boyee Interviewer: *tears up* You're just what we need. Welcome to Subway.