@ComedicBust: Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night.
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@Ms612: Am I the only one who runs up on happy couples and yells, "How could you do this to me" and then runs off crying?
@SladeWentworth: McDonald's french fries are not real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect. Tasted fine, too.
@david8hughes: Wife: I want to have another baby Me: one is more than enough Wife: we have 3 Me: the others know how I feel
@SnizzleFrizzle: 12: "Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?" Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child