@ComedicBust: Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night.
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@McGunnersite: I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.
@marinhubka: You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*
@ewfeez: Hacked again! Sometimes I wish I never grew up on 12,345,678th Street with a dog named Password.