@jordan_stratton: Nice try, horror movies, but the scariest thing I've ever seen is still a 4-year-old holding a sharpie without the cap.
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@Yankeegiant72: I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though.
@Izianikapani: Water towers were invented so angst ridden teenagers had something to climb in 80s movies.
@Book_Krazy: *pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I'll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear*
@hennaahmedx: To all the guys getting gassed that Nick Jonas got Priyanka Chopra by sliding in her dms. Before you send that 4th dm to that girl...just think to yourself...are you Nick Jonas?