@jordan_stratton: Nice try, horror movies, but the scariest thing I've ever seen is still a 4-year-old holding a sharpie without the cap.
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@Fun_Beard: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966): A hermit living within his means is ultimately corrupted by the power of consumerism.
@TequilaTears: How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
@pitbull_wizard: [blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*