@The_Just_Factor: Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door.
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@notalogin: The order the Star Wars movies are being released is based on the order in which Yoda would count from one to nine.
@AbbieEvansXO: Pulling out my pony tail and taking off my glasses, I turn to the mirror to see if I’ve become a hot girl and gasp at the transformation – no more a homely nerd, I am now a blurry blob
@dlockw21: Therapist: Talk about your friends. Me: Now John at the bar is a friend of mine... T: That's a Billy Joel song. Me: You're no fun.