@Darlainky: Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.
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@justabloodygame: [commercial for Facebook] *man sits in tree, watching friends from high school through binoculars* "Don't you wish there were a better way?"
@caliluvgirl77: Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS
@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
@MythicPicnic: Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did