@mxrk: Nice try, poison.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Playing_Dad: Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*
@duplicitron: Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone’s eyes were closed.
@MadlyAmanda: Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.