@mxrk: Nice try, poison.
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@Underchilde: Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury them.
@Contwixt: Went to get coffee for a coworker. I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing.