@PaulyPeligroso: Nice try, resealable potato chip bags.
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@InternetHippo: GOD: I designed this world with a purpose, why did u change everything PEOPLE: We— [pug walks by] GOD: What…the HELL…is that
@NikiWithIssues: A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body.