@PaulyPeligroso: Nice try, resealable potato chip bags.
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@mrtruthandsoul: I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back
@noog: Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*
@That_Damn_Duck: Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat.