@PaulyPeligroso: Nice try, resealable potato chip bags.
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@briancthayer: Kids, eat your vegetables. *reluctantly, they eat* [2 hrs later] *I eavesdrop on their convo* Daughter: Unionizing will help us bargain.
@DanRegans: People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food