@_SetTheHook_: Nice try, self check out lanes. There's not even any mirrors.
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@markydoodoo: *swirling Gatorade in a wine glass* Ah yes, the sportings, I have perused that endeavor. The throwing, the goalings, I love it all.
@PyrBliss: I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job.
@BadJordon: ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin