@_SetTheHook_: Nice try, self check out lanes. There's not even any mirrors.
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@fro_vo: ME: *whispering to date as symphony orchestra begins playing beethoven's 5th* can you believe a dog wrote this
@Sarcasticsapien: I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Yesterday my daughter asked how babies are made, and I gave such a terrible explanation she now thinks babies come from eggs.