@KrazykurtKurt: Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta.
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@MatCro: [office] DAVE: We're having a baby SUE: Congratulations! ME: [suspicious that Dave is a seahorse] Looking forward to the birth, Dave?
@Liffonmelsmork: It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them
@MUMSIEesq: Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk.
@Mr_Kapowski: Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!