@KrazykurtKurt: Nicholas Cage is the same character in every movie he makes, except Face off where he was John Travolta.
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@juliussharpe: The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks.
@gogglepossum: Date: wow you are dressed to kill tonight! [Me in full medieval armour] a knight never takes a life unless he has to Janice
@WildeThingy: Boss "I'm looking for a volunteer." Me *chops off own legs "I can't!" Co-worker "I'm busy, sorry." Me "damn, that's a better excuse."
@LazyChank: Explained to my client that he shouldn't put "urgent" in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as "urgent urgent".