@NoogsCorner: Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell.
@BoozyMusic: My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. "No, I'm a professional," probably wasn't the answer he expected.
@dinokitten: *at adoption center* "Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"
@TheRobCee: [furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] "Don't you wish there was an easier way?" [cut to carton of butter milk]