@NoogsCorner: Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes.
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@RunwayDan: I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise.
@Brampersandon_: WIFE: I just bought toilet paper. How are we out already? ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
@shkeeber: "Knock knock" Who's there? "Russia" Russia who? "Get out of the house. I live here now."