@NoogsCorner: Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes.
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@zachheltzel: Everything doesn't "happen for a reason." The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant.
@crunchenhanced: Fun tip: Go to carnivals, scatter nuts and bolts around rides to cut down on wait times. *thumbs up*
@NicestHippo: You had a flat tire on the highway? What was that like? [cut to: me crying helplessly until AAA arrives] Your survival instincts take over