@thentherewasmo: Nicki Minaj is my favorite teletubby
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@iamspacegirl: If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt
@419BillE: Friend- "You're drunk." Me- *mocking voice* "You're drunk." Friend- "Stop." Me- *morphs into clone of friend* "Stop."
@Inferno_V: A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused.