@Cryptoterra: nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude
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@Thedudish: My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him.
@AGreaterMonster: Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn't mean I'm getting old, right? Means I'm turning into a werewolf! Right?
@BubblesnBooze: It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter