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@thatUPSdude: Niece: Uncle I can't find my Girl Scout cookies?

Me: (slow kicks empty boxes under couch) That's Weird.

Niece: Uncle I can’t find my Girl Scout cookies?

Me: (slow kicks empty boxes under couch) That’s Weird.

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