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@MelKassel: *night falls, the full moon rises*
ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this
HIM: omg what's happening
ME: *asleep by 10 pm*

*night falls, the full moon rises*
ME: go, please! i don’t want you to see me…like…this 
HIM: omg what’s happening
ME: *asleep by 10 pm*

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