@AnOrangeSNES: Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe.
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@PaulShakeySharp: Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'.
@mortimermaiden: me: *hanging back a bit while out with friends* friends: that guy has followed us to 3 bars.
@Love_bug1016: Gentle reminder to send that good morning text so she doesn't have to draw on her angry eyebrows.