@TheBoydP: Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes...
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@ibid78: After I undress you with my eyes I redress you with my eyes because it's still January so it's super cold out and I have considerate eyes.
@ReAnim8ed_: Officer, if I can't stand in the shoulder of the road, screaming and crying, then maybe they shouldn't call it the breakdown lane.
@noog: If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her.