@45_mag: "Ninja please" -Japanese people
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@Easy_Tiger__: Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off.
@Fickle_Filly: Me: I'm going shopping. Him: If you buy more than one pair of shoes I'm divorcing you. Me: Deal!
@shashaintl: A strong person stands up for himself. A stronger person stands up for himself while bench pressing another person standing up for himself.
@BuckyIsotope: Kanye goes to law school just so he can yell THE DEFENSE WESTS YOUR HONOR and moonwalk out of the courtroom. The defendant is executed.