@TheCatWhisprer: No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word.
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@heroinsdemise: I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge.
@TheCatWhisprer: *intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.