@TheCatWhisprer: No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word.
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@nigelgodwin: My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
@SamuelHLowe: That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink.
@VanVeenB: Dance like nobody's watching you. 'Cause they're not. Nobody cares. ~Inspirational tweet~
@_ISpeakTrue: Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents