@TheCatWhisprer: No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word.
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@AntozWolf: Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. Perverted is when you bring the whole chicken.
@Elizasoul80: [At auto store] Employee: How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires? "Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
@House_Feminist: when swimming in the ocean always wear a hat so you don't get sharks in your hair