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@ndiquote: No Auto-correct, I never meant "Relationship Goats".
@bonerman_inc: i want to work in this restaurant
@jergarl: *takes ambien
You said NO ambien before dinner at your parents.
Me:*already getting naked* I'm sure it will be fine.
@AbbyHasIssues: Guess who went all day without dropping food on her shirt?
Not me, but I’m sure somebody somewhere did.
@FeelingMervis: HOW TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY:
1) Get a cat.
@ilovepie84: Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store.