@ndiquote: No Auto-correct, I never meant "Relationship Goats".
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@MyPolishFace: hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
@TravLeBlanc: I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die.
@SocialExtortion: fun prank: text a girl "we need to talk right now" and then throw your phone into a river
@caseytduncan: Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind.