@ndiquote: No Auto-correct, I never meant "Relationship Goats".
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Look, you can tell me what to do in an emergency and that's fine, but I'm going to do what I do best, and that is panic.
@kentgrossarth: Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick? Me: Nope, you're the first one. Gf: What? Me: What?
@joeljeffrey: The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.