@stephaniehas: No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face.
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@CollegeHumorLol: When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper, "Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom".
@wettbutt: *wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice
@addmoreninjas: That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?