@stephaniehas: No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face.
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@TheTalkingPipe: I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me.
@truegritrumble: HER: You almost ready to go to my mothers? ME: *looking out window wondering if the jump will only break a leg & not kill me* Be right down.
@Fickle_Filly: Ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no high-security psychiatric hospital strong enough To keep me from yooou