@nPhelendriqal: No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps.
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@LeBearGirdle: *Heaven* God: you may ask me 1 question Me: Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers? God: what? Me: I wanna write loud numbers
@blainecapatch: whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.
@joeljeffrey: I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot.