@SlipperySecret: No c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶ donuts left behind.
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@KalvinMacleod: [dating game] GIRL: contestant #1 tell me how u would woo me ME: woo like in duck tales woo woo or a different type of woo? G: contestant #2
@wilw: I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
@That_Damn_Duck: I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you’ll ever meet in person.