@dreamthievin: No clean Tupperware today, so I brought my yogurt to work tied up in a condom. No longer allowed to use the employee fridge.
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@Fred_Delicious: Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo
@nPhelendriqal: I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house.
@flashember: COP: someone's been cutting everyone's christmas lights but not yours ME: i have no idea why a crustacean- i mean person would do that [my pet lobster Susan slowly puts her big pincer behind her back]