@wjflowers: "No flying cars yet?", he wrote from a 2 inch by 4 inch pocket computer instantaneously to subscribers worldwide using only his right thumb.
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@CheryeDavis: I'm just a girl sitting here wondering which outfit I own goes best with bad decisions...
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