@TheBoydP: No generation will ever be joked about as much as millennials.
Gen Z: Hold my tide pod...
@offbeatoliv: I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played...
Ok, don't let them know you're naked
"Why are you naked?"
@Schmoodles: If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry.
@adamhess1: So glad I finally got around to correcting that spelling mistake I made to the girl I fancied 8 years ago
@bees_wingz: I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.