@TheBoydP: No generation will ever be joked about as much as millennials.
Gen Z: Hold my tide pod...
@SteveSuckington: "I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink"
-guy who discovered milk
@gigi_k1: Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk
@AGreaterMonster: Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?
@MafiaJoker78: New neighbours just moved in...
I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house.
@TheBoydP: *jumps on perpetually offended bandwagon*
*gets pushed off for laughing*