@AlanHungover: No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.
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@krisv_723: Friend: What’s with all the extra guests? Me: You told me to bring the Cranberries. *Linger starts to play*
@WilliamAder: What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?
@shashaintl: Me: We need to go. 11: Go without me. 7: Sometimes when parents go without their kids, they get arrested, and I can't let that happen.