@AphroditeAfter5: No Grandma, an iPad is not a new brand of Maxi Pads
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@caliraingirl: I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though.
@foodfacenow: Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
@CakeThrottle: I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow.