@AphroditeAfter5: No Grandma, he has a hair piece, not herpes
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@Donnie_Fairburn: Insanity [in•san•i•ty] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex
@Amburglar_: "Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you." "Is the male lead obsessed with me?" "Yes." "I'll do it."
@benerdist: A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?