@AphroditeAfter5: No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP
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@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.
@TheBoydP: The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake...
@jessokfine: When I see a guy with a tooth pick in his mouth I'm like, wow. look at that guy. he ate most of a tree.