@HenpeckedHal: Some say their relationship is built on trust. Others, friendship. Mine is built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

@jakefromstfarm3: "Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" -a very curious play goer.

@TheRolo: So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS.

@Prof_Hinkley: [Michael Cera being repeatedly asked by a librarian to speak up]

@TheMichaelRock: Shoutout to the dozens of people still trying to make Google+ a thing!