@Arteymis: No, I am not insulting you. I am just describing you.
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@Jay_FrickinLynn: I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.
@Marlebean: Again Mr Jovi, Please stop mailing us bible verses. You cannot continue living on a prayer. We require an actual mortgage payment.
@IamJackBoot: At this late date, the only way I'm gonna be famous is if I save a baby from a fire. And the baby is filming the whole thing with his phone.