@CastAwayKristen: NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@1Happytwit: Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw.
@TheBoydP: TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh...
@vikkaroni: When I say ditto after someone tells me they love me, it doesn't mean I love them. It means I love me too.