@AristotlesNZ: No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die.
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@LizHackett: "Why don't you have kids yet?" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym.
@jtswhipped: To the woman that told her husband to "bite my ballsack" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life.
@UniqueDude2: my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met
@ashleycrem: I'm getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I've been to in the last week that's had "insufficient funds".