@AristotlesNZ: No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die.
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@grammar_c**t: "I love you" can be the most beautiful words you can hear from someone you truly care about, next to "I got this round."
@ItsJayWhittaker: "You miss 100% of the shots you never take." - Wayne Gretzky "You miss 100% of the shots you DO take." - Stormtroopers
@RunwayDan: I told my wife I wanted a ferret, and the very idea made her so mad that for a second I thought I had mistakenly brought home a ferret.