@AristotlesNZ: No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die.
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@ericsshadow: In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over.
@Duke1173: *moonwalks into office* *draws dual finger guns* *fires off seven shots at Annie from HR* *holsters guns* *gets chosen for random drug test*
@peachesanscream: The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
@radstunts: have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot