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@BriarSlyMalice: NO...I don't "make plans" because plans suggest INTENT...

...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions.

NO…I don’t “make plans” because plans suggest INTENT…

…which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions.

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