@SardonicTart: No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself.
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@nachosarah: hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair
@wesjohnson8: "What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?" Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
@NYC_Blonde: I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones.