@tassletie: No I don't want your man. I'm not even sure why you want your man.
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@ImaFlyontheWall: Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from "The Sleeping Disease"
@nuttywhippet: Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude
@isabelzawtun: I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible