@tassletie: No I don't want your man. I'm not even sure why you want your man.
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@Wakenbake77: I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.
@SondraDeeMe: Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced.
@SadieSmithRoks: You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash.