@senderblock23: No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?
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@shutupmikeginn: air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming.
@Eoisit: If no amount of evidence will ever change your mind on an issue, then as Einstein said: "You've been given a large brain by mistake."
@ArfMeasures: [Me as a boxing commentator] ME: Oh no, they're fighting again, this is just like last time
@PaulyPeligroso: 90 years from now, they'll sing songs about the courage and bravery you displayed during the great "Instagram Selling Your Photos" skirmish.