@GuyConfused: No, I'm not damaging my liver. I'm about to sterilize it using alcohol.
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@SkinnieTalls: To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver's license.
@EJGomez: we tend to look past the fact the happy birthday song was probably written by someone who forgot a gift & came up with that song on the spot
@littlelady899: When someone says "Happy New Years" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?