@sammyrhodes: No iPhone. I will not text bahaha. I am not a hilarious sheep.
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@angeliav68: It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside...
@CulturedRuffian: Paula Hawkins: What should I call my book about a girl on a train? Publicist: Let's call the guy who named the movie 'Snakes On A Plane'.
@StarksWeek: "I put on pants for nothing" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account.