@sammyrhodes: No iPhone. I will not text bahaha. I am not a hilarious sheep.
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@heidi420x: Her: how are you Me: good Her: you sure? Me: yup Her: you're alright? Me: yes.. Her: really? Me: Her: are y-- Me: people like you go missing
@Abusitron: How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple